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Council Stormtroopers attempt a direct action
forced entry at an unknown target somewhere of Main Street(Mission to
cause as much disruption and harrasment to local bussiness as legally
possible.could well be the Sex Shop in the Arcade)These special units
are believed to be under the direct control of Brigadier Roly Polly.
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A Top Secret report by the Council,s Defence Intelligence
Agency that began circulating in late December for Senior Executives
in the Safer Streets Committee and Chamber of Commerce,points out that
a lenghty "Hearts and Minds" campaign waged against the ratepayer
may not have had the benefits that where originally envisaged,and had
been counterproductive.
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The focus now moves back to a "Capture and Kill" its cheaper,its easier,and it is more glamerous.
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To prove beyond doubt that this Council does not
descrimanate,this gentleman vows to stand at the next local election.
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A Councillor volunteers as the Farry for top of
the Christmas tree.
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This person feels it is his duty to apply for the
soon to be vacant Council post for Equality,he believes he is more that
qualified as Head of Policy.
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In an in-depth interview with this web site he
has pledged that if successful?
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Will hold any Council Officer suspected of bigorty
or discrimination to be allowed a fair trial in Market Square.
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Two female candidates canvass door to door with
the F.N.D.P (Free North Down Party)manifesto.
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(Will America invade North Down next? plus USS
Ulysses sighted off Groomsport.)
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Recent posters for the F.N.D.P(Free North Down
Party)propose that corruption in any shape or form will no longer be
tolerated.
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