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Big Dick
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Xmas
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started on: Dec 15th, 2004, 09:57am
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 You are
invited to a gala evening in the Council Chambers,this
year the theme will be a thingy Turpin style Mask
Ball,your host for the evening,the Town Clerk as Friar
F**K.
The menu consists of a full gourmet dinner
washed down with a vintage selection of fine Brandy and
Port bestowed by the ratepayer.
Ballot and lucky dip
bags will be available,fabulous prizes will include
lucrative Council contracts and Tenders,the star
prize,an all inclusive holiday to Virginia Beach(ticket
for the wife optional)
Council Officer Gary McCormick
has promised to perform his party piece.Elvis Presleys
Love Me "Tender".
Followed by a collection for the
Christmas Lighting in the Holywood Hall appeal.
Cash
donations only please. |
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Bill
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#1 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 10:06am
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Probably a rush of male tower house council
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Harold
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#2 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 10:19am
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Bruce Mulligan will reappear as the Lone
Ranger with Evan Wards lady friend guesting as Tonto.
Just watch out cos aul Bruce has a habbit of unleashing
that shotgun on the most unsuspecting of
people...
Marsden *I've got marbles in my mouth*
Fitsimons is going to give a recital...and if he is
really lucky he can talk all night to the feds about
himself for inciting racial hatred...
The
Councillor Formerly Known As DIANE will provide a safe
house for the north down cowboy. She will take Bruce in
as only she knows how, in a small sleepy town out of the
country. Ohh wait Councillors aren't supposed to harbour
criminals and people on the run are they? Eh Police
please... |
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Roger Moore
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#3 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 11:14am
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Remember:- 
The mysterious masked man was smart, he
got himself a Tonto, cause Tonto did the dirty work for
free. |
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Bonanza
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#4 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 11:19am
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Hey Harold,
Why did you change the
masked ball to a cowboy theme?
Is it because of
all the riding they do at the town hall or is it simply
the steers and queers?
Is that a pistol in your
pocket or you just glad to see me? 
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Cowboy Joe
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#5 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 11:37am
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Hey Bonanza,
Think about it! the
western theme is perfect.
We already have Big
Chief Chubbychops, a good selection of cowboys and
plenty of Commanches!!!! 
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Harvey
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#6 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 4:38pm
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Is he called 'big thingy' cause of the size
of his weapon? |
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