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hawkwind
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on: Dec 15th, 2004, 08:31am
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Rich arab oil shiek asked his son what he
wanted for xmas.
His son said 'a cowboy
outfit'
so the shiek bought him north down
borough council!!  |
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Ryan
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on: Dec 15th, 2004, 08:53am
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Three north down council officers walk down
a country lane and come across a sheep stuck in a hedge
with his bum sticking out.
The first officer
says, I wish that was Pamela Anderson, god what i'd do
to her!
The second officer says, I wish that was
Elle McPherson,
god what i'd do to her!
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third officer says, I wish it was dark!! |
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Tarja
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on: Dec 15th, 2004, 09:25am
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Q/ Why won't sharks attack Chief
Executives?
A/ Professional courtesy
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moonbeam
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Q/ How many north down councillors and
officers does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
A/ None, they are two busy screwing the
ratpayers!! |
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Junket
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Overheard in a Virginia Beach lift while a
blond woman was being groped.
If filthy fingers
were trumps, what a hand you would have my dear Adrian'.
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Bagpuss
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Q/ What do you call a Chief Executive when
his mouth is moving?
A/ A liar |
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Benny Hill
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This one requires a little
thought:-
Q/ Whats the difference between a
rooster and the Chief Executive?
A/ The rooster
clucks defiant!! |
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